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Sunday, July 06, 2008
BABBBBEEEEE TYMMMM finally


i think i have a sleeping problem? issert normal to sleep for 15hours straight, i mean STRAIGHT ? plz inform me if this is normal, i shouldnt be complaining but all those poor people that have sleeping disorders SUKS TO BE YOU, but touch wood.

anyway saturday i sleep all day, really not evan my annoyin ring ring RINNGG tone wakes me up, ppl are started to think im ignoring them , well im not :) i finally woke up to my babetimes call,saying his coming to get me, we ended up watchin hancock BEST MOVIE seriously 9/10 from me ,well done will smith , we where joined by sum of the boys in the same cinema , number 5 is abit big for my eyes like chillout ITS BIG ENOUGH NOW i can see.

we movie marathoned it back at KELBINS place til i feel asleeppp za ZAA ZAAA goodnighty...once again i slept preety much all day.FMD

SUNDAY was biggest chillout day. im so lazy ! SOMEONE MOTIVATE ME

 

 




POSTED @ 11:25 pm BY JESS*

Friday, July 04, 2008
MALONIES is now a weekly thing...


I LIKE TO FUCK
EVERYDAY EVERY NIGHT
I LYK TO FUCK
IF ITS WRONG IF ITS RIGHT
I LIKE TO FUCK
IF SHE BLACK IF SHES WHITE
I LIKE TO FUCK
IF SHES LOOSE IF SHE TIGHT

the best song ! anyways sorry for the random input of the song lyrics BADLUK suk dik lyk tiquilla says

FRIDAY once again went the usual malonies after work drinks with gel tin and alan , seriously we have most fun there , gettin random guys kicked out, playing pool, i MUST SAY COHI U SUK i rule the world :)

everyone else came from gay cityhotel, and we decided to head to st james , but knowing us we got abit lazy, and as the great starbar was just a short 2mins stroll, we danced our night away there with i must say YUKEST crowd, lyk can i step on that girls long skirt.TRU !

we had a early night caz friends had work early the next morning, i wasnt complaining, i was wreked from doing ABSOLUTLY nothing at work :)

most photos to come....




POSTED @ 11:03 pm BY JESS*

Sunday, June 29, 2008
the best weekend of my life ! why am i smiling but ??


 

HAPPY BITHDAY TO:

KELV- fkn wat mate ? 21 i love you xo

RENEE- finaly this girl is 18,

FRANCIS- lol this guy cracks me up with , nah ur ok, ur set haha

WOAH WOAH ! this weekend was THE best weekend of my life , not due to the happenings of the weekend , but because something was resolved YES I GUYS im no longer single wooooooo im bak with my love SMILESSSSS

friday- after work once again spent 5hours at malonies with aliza,gel,tin,alan,marv,jom,bianca,renan,jam,pom,lee,bob,mike,carlos,andrew,vince,bg,tina,linda,fatty, and some randoms, hello to $3.20 vodka pineapple, seriously i love happy hour , but i still managed to blow a good $80 there, well worth it i say, we then made our way to the good old pontoon which as you noe always satisfies my needs, yehhh not really this time, me and gel dancing by ourselves surrounded my babetime couples grinding on eachother all in love , lyk can i chunder now lmao nah fkn cute man, so we left early as gel and alan had work in the morning, i had most orgasmic time on the ride home in alans car watchin chris browns take you down video fkn no one compares to that guy! yiz befor sleeping the night away me n cohi had a heckit fone call conversation.i like her voice.

saturday-OMGOSH the best night seriously,alan picked me up with gel caz we where ment to watch kickboxin at rootyhill SUGAPOP, SUGA WHAT ! lol yes best supporter i am... anyway me and gel wernt put on the list , fkn what mate , hates us hard , but instead i drove alans fkn pimped up car with gel , missiond it to find a caltex I HATE CALTEX so hard to find, anyway me and gel had best time , being sneaky cunts hahah checkin it all out haha gel knows what i mean , we cruised hard,thinking we were heckit in our beast with 24inch shiny rim guys, lol yeh so we picked up our crew wen they where ready, and headed to francis house , ate my 3rd dinner for the night , because bin fkn hates me and forced me it was abit yum but , we made best song , "gotta change my clothes" haha , raved with the raver babys , got crunk with sum ugly dance moves, then headed to gels caz she wanted to change her clothes lmao, as we do , we got distracted making videos
damn dnt be a hater, its all good , smile now cry later !, il give u youtube link soon ! but yes missioned walked it to kelvs place , drinking straight vodka along the way , not to forget dropping by renee's place for 2mins, got to kelvs, and felt abit intimidated down the road , so we wernt guna go in lol what sad bitches but me n tin convinced the girls , and it ended up being heckit , i just have to mension fatty the drunkest guy hahah sukr, anyway , me and my babetime reunited to janet jackson " together again" lmao ask anyone lol i was most smiling girl, so yes after a long hard 1month we are finally bak together BUNGIT ? lol... he killed my life with his sweet talking. fuk you ! so ater we ended bak at franics place lol , where everyone from kelvs ended up there caz kelvs ended, but it was abit sleepy time so me and aliza crashed at gels , fkn funniest all in gels bed with our babetime voices late night babetimeing to our babes, hahah , yeskbye best weekend

 




POSTED @ 05:41 pm BY JESS*

Friday, June 27, 2008
working class


wooooooOOOOO to me i have just completed 1week of work legitly, broke my record of 3days, and its safe to say i actually like this job =D
the first 4days where the biggest bludge due to no data on our database for my campaine, so work was basically,play games,watch movies,read magazines,listen to music,most breaks,talking YADA YADA YADA ! friday kicked in and it was a shock to find out the data had bin put into the system ,arghhhh most fone calls , i think i reached 85 in the day, and thats good, it goes abit like this

hello, is blah blah there? this is jessica calling on behalf of westpac, how are you today ?


im calling in regards to your eftpos termial, as westpac is currently upgrading all there eftpos termals due to a new microchip credit card being released, you should of receieved a letter in the past week or so, do u remember recieving this ?

i just have to let you know before i continue that this call is being recored for quility insurance purposes, is that okay ?

blah blah blah i tell them info about the upgrade

so what i will do now is schdule a time and date for this upgrade to proceed,but befor i do this i have to verify a few details is that okay ?

yes i ask them there mailing address, and book a time and date

so what will happen now you will recieve a information pack within the next few days, if you have any questions you can call our helpdesk on 1800 729 749

thankyou for your time BYE BYE BYEEEEE

 

HAHAHAH yes and that all takes approx 2mins, but can be completed in 1min if i skip i few things , BUT im best working so i do it properly...

i seriously find it hilarious working with my friends, i think thats why i actually like this job , anyway while we had no data i took sum fotos but ill post them on the 1st of next month ! why ? because my comp is goin to be heckiitttttt FAST im xcited


                my heckit desk

        yeh i just wanted to show the ballons

            im serz not guna lie, abit bludgin

                the ugliest face goes to me ,
this is how bored  got on my first week

                 hunter reading magazines

    kegan playin some soccer game on laptop

              mike doing funny face

                    sagar playin psp

ok have i now proved how bludging my job is ?? well suk shit all you hard workers mmwwwhahahahahah                  




POSTED @ 05:17 pm BY JESS*

Sunday, June 22, 2008
MOVING ON


so remember a while back,i said "soon to know the outcome" well i can offically say the outcome is ...im moving onBig Smile thankgod. i have serzly never felt so many emotions in such a short spam of a few weeks, let me recap,just to prove how f*kd up they where lmao

-STAGE 1- angry
-STAGE 2- cut
-STAGE 3-guilty
-STAGE 4- regret
-STAGE 5- confused
-STAGE 6- fkn kill myslef
-STAGE 7- revenge
-STAGE 8- saddest girl
-STAGE 9- cry face
-STAGE 10- persistance
-STAGE 11- get the fuk ova it
-STAGE 12- MOVINNGGGGGG ONNNNNNNNNNNN

so im happy thats all done and said, i can now get on with my life. "i guess i can say out of sight out of mind" so lets keep it that way yeh ? drifted into the past, remains memories.

this movie is serzly pretty cut , check it out on youtube !!

"how does a girl plunging into a rabbit hole come out unchanged? the answer is ...she dosent" !

"iv spent a lifetime,preparing for a lifetime"

"you just have to live our life, stop planning our life,cause as we plan life passes by"

clip from the movie "littel black book"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkBkw87ZocU

 




POSTED @ 08:01 pm BY JESS*

raspberry VODKKAAAAAA


last ngiht commenced of EVERYONE at my bestfriends house jerome pielago. btw if he ever reads this "ur fkn gay" hahah
the night was a winner, serz i had most fun doing nothing, just teasing bin, dancing,durrying,rapping,making videos,singing, being gangsta,youtube,emailing,dance practise. the list goes on ahah sif i forgot drinking* lmao, i relised i serzly love my friends WOOOOOOO ahah that sounds mean , iv alwaiz loved them but i love them MORE now lol there pretty legit.
im abit cbf blogging atm , but im trying to keep up to date with this shit. still to come ... photos, im collecting them all , so i can post them all at once :) be happy guys smile xo 




POSTED @ 05:53 pm BY JESS*

Saturday, June 21, 2008
BUNGIT DA TUNET MOS MOS KAPOSNOS ?


after WORK yes work ! am i still getting use to saying "i have work" haha its abit weird, but anyway i was planning to go aarons 18th party,but instead i stayed in city and met tin,gel and delle at star bar, we went molonies got tipsy, played some pool fuk where crap,played some neyo,then headed to city hotel where we met up with bin,marv,jom,kiko,lee,mike, along the way me and gel decided to talk shit and make up a new heckit language, we winged it hard it sounded so legit haha it went abit like this
gel: bungit da dunit ng malang kapet
jess: malang napa bunget mosmos kaposnos

and this went on the whole way from molonies to city hotel, pretty heckit walk,porved by our amount of times stoping due to blisters on our feet.

we drank more at city hotel, and this is where we saw bungit boy and so many ichiban boys, anyway it was getting heckit boring there, so me tin gel marv got a lift home with binOCULAR. serz those guys love cutting me up so hard with there cut songs and shit
bin: puts on the cuttest song
marv: ohhhhh this is cut man
note* they both know my situation, but continue to play
bin and marv: turn back to look at my face
bin: are u alright jess ?
jess: leans on tin, and group hugs
ahahahahaha fuk you guys ! fukn hates me and my situations

we chilled at the lake for abit, busting some  against the world lyrics..

thesedays its hard to find someone to love
once you find them you dont want to give up
and now i know that  were both alone in this
its just me and you against the world
and its meeeeee
and its youuuuu
and its me and you against the WORRLLDDDDD

fuk not guna lie thats cutmeup song to the max

lol bin dropped me home , funniest i gave him petrol money as i got out the car, lolol bin the fuker runs out the car missions to put it in my letterbox siffffff, funny but




POSTED @ 05:26 pm BY JESS*

Friday, June 20, 2008
CUSTOMCALL piece of shit


after MANPOWER fucking me around for a few weeks, i finaly started work today, dnt ask why i started on a friday, thats customcall for YA ! mike and i got trained up by this guy richard who i was about to kick in the head, the most annoying me with his un needed weak jokes, and the amount of time he got off track hence the reason i blanked out, and didnt take any notice of what he was saying, and just stared blankly out the window, trust me it was more amusing, it didnt help though when he wanted to give us a little test at the end of the day and i knew NO answers,thats why i just decided to agree with whatever mike was saying, payed off :) did you know most portable eftpos machines are now upgraded to what they like to call K23??? who the fuk cares man !!! definatly not me.
i do enjoy the freedom of the workplace, lcds playing movies on the walls, your allowd to use internet,listen to music, mp3s, read magazines blah blah and the most breaks where allowd, so im down with that zawgggg,not to forget to mention $20 and hour, that can be upgraded to $23 an hour after 9 weeks. just put the money in the bank, "caz i aint got no money in the bank , i aint got no money in the bank "REPEAT. fuk thats gud busting out lyrics aye? iv bin doing that alot lately ? why ? i dno ? whats with the amount of question marks? fuk am i bored? am i eating mi goreng? yes i am ? alryt bye guys ? xoxo ?




POSTED @ 04:37 pm BY JESS*

Wednesday, June 18, 2008
i noeeeee.. can britney spears shave her head again, that was funny


I KNOW I KNOW I GOD DAMN KNOW !!!

 

my blog is being sadcunt to me, and wants to give me all these dilemers well fuk u blog!!! just to give u a visual im hitting my computer right now as i type. yeh u like that computer, fkn slow piece of shit,

okay im sorry , i know its not your fault my sister wants to use up all the space, due to this i decided just then, im goin to purchase a brand new spanking laptop HELLO love.

so ill post up photos soon, when my computer has a good day, pray for it please :) this blogg is looking abit like a newspaper my grandparents would read, not very amusing, but has a good content so dont complain !

 

BYE BYE BYEEE




POSTED @ 03:40 pm BY JESS*

Tuesday, June 17, 2008
my 2cents input


my lovely girlfriends have all decided to poor out there emotions this month on the topic BOYS KILL OUR LIVES... iv now decided to join the fest and give my point of view, this is no debate may i state, its just what i like to call my opinion yesthanksBYE.

but i love him, im confused, what should i do, should i go for him ?, why is he acting like this, why hasnt he called me, whats that meant to mean,im not ready, can he call me already? all iv been hearing lately im not complaing though because i am definatly guilty to all the above. its hard im not going to lie and say the famous over used quote "itl be ok" because the truth is sometimes its not ok !

what ever the situation is LOVE HATE BETRAYAL the heeling process takes time, and time does hurt, and YES it will be better in time, but we need to learn to feel whatever our hearts are telling us to feel,none of this holding it in behind closed doors shit, its lonely by yourself.

most of us dont deserve to be put throw this BULLSHIT lyk can these boys suk my dick, not mentioning any names,but what i can say is i believe in KARMA. that is all for now i put my 2cents in i could of said much much more, but it wouldnt of been nice so im publishing this as is.

just a few bits and pieces iv picked up along the way....

 

Let yourself know that you will get through this.

 

this is so true haha preety funny though....

Believe it or not.

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr . in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be

inside women!

Men were born between the legs

of a woman, yet men spend all their

life and time trying to go back

between the legs of a woman

Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE

LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now.

I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HISterectomy.

................................................................................................................

LIIZ. oh shit zawg, says:

A little bird once told me that actions speak louder than words. That eighty percent of what a person isn't saying is being emulated through their actions.

What are you meant to believe. A persons actions or words?

LIIZ. oh shit zawg, says:

Dilemma? For some people, they are often given empty promises followed by cheap

excuses when the promises aren't fulfilled. These people are blinded as they fail to see that the person that made them that promise is toxic.

Then there are a select few who have a difficult time trying to express what they're trying to say. They're stuck in limbo & leave it up to their words to explain for them.

LIIZ. oh shit zawg, says:

Ahh yes, then there are those who don't say anything at all & just leave it up to their actions to communicate. While the surrounding people try hard to decipher what on earth they're trying to express!

I suppose you can truly rely on a persons words when they match it with appropriate actions.

LIIZ. oh shit zawg, says:

I also conclude that you're confusing. Or maybe that's wishful thinking? Because I don't want to believe my instincts.

I also believe that I'm a bad liar. I keep fighting it when I'm undeniably head over heels. With a

clear fat sign on top of my head! "LOSER"

alls you need is friends TRUE FRIENDS

LIIZ. oh shit zawg, says:

i love you and i want you happy but

JESSture. say "FUKIT" says:

awwwww thanks babe, i love u  2, dnt worrie im getting there




POSTED @ 03:31 pm BY JESS*

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